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Never miss
a call.
Never lose
a lead.

When you're on site, Patch answers instantly — qualifies the lead and texts you a summary.
You call back a warm prospect, ready to book.

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We'll call you in 10 seconds — 60 second demo, no sales pitch.

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100%
Calls answered
24/7
Always on
0
Missed leads
By the numbers

Tradespeople lose £12k/year
to unanswered calls.

< 2s Answer time Average call pickup
94% Lead capture rate Vs 0% when unanswered
£380 Avg job value saved Per recovered missed call
24/7 Always on Evenings, weekends, on-site

Patchcalls.com has handled 48,000+ calls for UK tradespeople this year.

Works evenings, weekends, and bank holidays — because your customers don't just call 9 to 5.

30% of all enquiries come in between 6–9pm. Without Patchcalls.com, every one of those is a missed job.

How it works

Three steps. Zero effort.
Zero missed jobs.

01

Customer calls you

You're up a ladder. The phone rings. You can't answer. Normally, that's a lost job.

02

Patchcalls.com answers instantly

Your AI receptionist picks up in under 2 seconds with your business name — professional, warm, human-sounding.

03

Lead qualified & texted to you

Name, number, job type, preferred time. Everything you need to call back and close the job — in your pocket.

Setup takes 4 minutes. Tell us your business name, trade, and working hours. We handle the rest. No app to install, no hardware, no IT.

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Works evenings, weekends, and bank holidays — because your customers don't just call 9 to 5. 30% of enquiries come in between 6–9pm.

What you'll get texted

Every lead, instantly
in your pocket.

The moment a call ends, you get a text with everything you need — name, number, job type, location, availability, and budget.

No voicemails to listen to. No details to scribble down. Just tap to call back and close the job.

  • Caller name & phone number
  • Job type & urgency
  • Location / postcode
  • Preferred time to be called back
  • Budget range (when given)
9:41
Patchcalls.com Today 18:47

📞 New lead

Name: John Smith

Number: 07700 900123

Job: Emergency boiler repair

Area: SW11, London

When: Tomorrow morning

Budget: £200–300

Tap to call back →

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iMessage
Built for your trade

Whatever your trade,
calls get answered.

Patchcalls.com works for any trade business in the UK. Customised to your exact service area and hours.

Missed call calculator

How much are missed calls
costing you?

20
5100
30%
5%80%
£380
£100£2,000

You're losing approximately

£1,369

per month in missed calls

Patchcalls.com costs £39/month · 35× ROI

Based on 30% call-to-job conversion rate. Your results may vary.

Pricing

One plan. No surprises.
Cancel any time.

£49 /month

~$49 USD · Billed monthly · No contracts

  • Unlimited calls answered 24/7
  • Lead qualification & SMS summary
  • Custom greeting with your business name
  • Works evenings & weekends
  • Setup in under 4 minutes
  • Cancel any time — no questions asked
14-day free trial
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Try it free — we'll call you now so you can hear it for yourself.

No credit card required to start your free trial. Cancel before day 14 and pay nothing.

Common questions

Got questions?
We've got answers.

Our AI is trained on a wide range of UK regional accents — Scottish, Geordie, Scouse, Welsh, and more. It handles accents significantly better than most human receptionists because it's been trained on millions of real calls. If it ever mishears something, it politely asks the caller to repeat — just like a person would.

Patchcalls.com doesn't try to answer technical questions — that's your job. Instead, it takes the caller's details, notes what they need, and texts everything to you. You call back with the expertise. The AI's job is to make sure no lead slips through the cracks, not to replace your knowledge.

Calendar integration is on our roadmap and coming soon. Right now, Patchcalls.com qualifies the lead and sends you a full summary — name, number, job type, and preferred time — so you can confirm the booking yourself in seconds. Most tradespeople prefer this anyway since they know their schedule best.

Simple — just answer your phone. Patchcalls.com only kicks in when you don't pick up after a few rings. If you answer, it stays silent. You're always in control. Think of it as a safety net, not a gatekeeper.

Yes. You keep your existing number. Patchcalls.com works via call forwarding — when you don't answer, your network forwards the call to your AI receptionist. Setup takes about 4 minutes and requires no new hardware, no app, and no IT knowledge. We walk you through it step by step.

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answer the phone.

Enter your number. We'll call you right now with a live demo — free, no commitment, hangs up in 60 seconds.

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